Well oh my god did she look cute 
At the Dame Vera clay pigeon shoot 
But it was over oh so fast 
It was a blast 
So here's to all the dirty girls 
They're taking on all of the world 
Accessorised up to the hilt 
No-one got killed 

Northern girls 
Are you going to the party 
Southern boys 
Are you going to the party 
Everyone 
The Wessies and the Ossies 
Everyone is going to the party 
And we know that you will understand, oh oh 

Living is so easy 
Shopping is so easy 
Dying is so easy 
All of it is easy 

I love your celebrity 
Your VPL in the SUV 
And then you're pissing vitamins, it is a sin 
LVMH in the HLM luxury 
It will descend, I won't be looking at your eyes in the end 

Rive Gauche girls 
Are you going to the party 
Banlieue boys 
Are you going to the party 
Everyone 
The cops and the commies 
Everyone is going to the party 
And we know that you will understand 

Living is so easy 
Shopping is so easy 
Dying is so easy 
All of it is easy 

Northern girls are going to the party 
Southern boys you're going to the party 
Everyone is going to the party 
Everyone is going to the party 
And we know that you will understand 

Living is so easy 
Living is so easy 
Living is so easy 
Pissing is so easy 
Dancing is so easy 
Shopping is so easy 
It's never been so