I'm B-grade, underweight but excited to be here I don't mean what I say, it's ok, please believe me I said I'm sorry, we could shake hands on it I said I'm sorry, we could shake hands on it And red carpets unroll like tongues all around us Shot down like pro-choice doctors in Texas We make out for a while and I felt like an actor But when we left it was light and I just felt embarrased I said I'm sorry, we could shake hands on it (ooooh) I said I'm sorry, we could shake hands on it (ooooh) I said I'm sorry, we could shake hands on it (ooooh) I said I'm sorry, we could shake hands on it (ooooh) It used to be the only reason I breathed, but now it's just choking me up Don't say no, just shut up and swallow, shut up and swallow, I said I'm sorry I'm B-grade underweight, out of place, dehydrated Inhaling peroxided conversation I've a confession to make and you're not gonna like it I stand up and clench my fist, my life determined in fifteen minutes I said I'm sorry, we could shake hands on it (ooooh) I said I'm sorry, we could shake hands on it (ooooh) I said I'm sorry, we could shake hands on it (ooooh) I said I'm sorry, we could shake hands on it (ooooh) I'm B-grade, underweight, but excited to be here