There's a peeping tom in the eye of God's house 
Shooting insulin as quiet as a church mouse 
Tried to clean his bones from a suffer well 
Turned his head, couldn't stand the smell 

Thrill, thrill

A thrill a minute 
A thrill a minute, baby
A thrill a minute
A thrill a minute 

A life-size crucifix was stolen from the wall 
Organist played Amazing Grace for them all 
Hooker in a red skirt testified and repented 
While the deacons passed a snake, stared and squinted 

Thrill, thrill

A thrill a minute 
A thrill a minute, baby
A thrill a minute
A thrill a minute 

Let me paint you a picture

Paper taxis full of eyes 
Chocolate pulpits racing by 
Floating boardwalks and candy canes 
Cashmere penguins with see through wings 

(So many colours)

Someone had a spirit, ran up and down the aisle 
When the shouting stopped, the choir lay in a pile 
Bellringer pulled the rope, was lifted off his feet 
Pastor disrobed, took the money to the street 

Thrill, thrill

A thrill a minute 
A thrill a minute, baby
A thrill a minute
A thrill a minute 

Give me a thrill
I see them done so many things
I've been around