Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee My name is Brian and I'm the man I write hit songs with a wave of my hand Songs of surf and sun and sand I make great music with my band Songs you dance to and songs of joy I'm the original Beach Boy Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin USA All the songs I used to write Talked about girls who weren't too bright Round round get around I got around What I was lookin' for I never found As time goes on I've seen the light Intelligent chicks are dynamite When I grow up to be man Giddy-up giddy-up 409 Now some guys like the flashy types And some guys dig the ugly types I'm no different from the rest I love hips and legs and breasts But strictly on a higher plane What really turns me on's her brain Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls Sexy legs with high IQs Smart girls, I love the smart girls You brainy babes with your attitudes Smart smart smart smart girls Did I love you little surfer girl Or was it just your bod and long blonde curls Fun fun fun was all we heard Cruisin' in her daddy's thunderbird ba ba ba ba barbara ann She ran away with another man This is the worst trip Help me, Rhonda Get her out of my heart Rhonda helped helped, helped me for a while Not much going on behind her smile I wanna hot hot, massive stimulation Women with more imagination Yeah smart girls are my inspiration Given me Good good good good vibrations Wouldn't it be nice if they gave PHDs For strokin' me with hypotheses Gimme a gal who teaches school Who's not afraid to break the rules Women doctors and lawyers, too Can really make a man out of you Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls Sexy legs with high IQs Smart girls, I love the smart girls You brainy babes with your attitudes Smart smart smart smart girls Smart girls Wish they all could be Smart girls Rhyme in poetry A clever head is a real turn-on You bright, you brainy amazons Authors, scientists, and architechts Sultry babes with intellect Don't worry baby Everything will turn out God only knows what I'd be Without smart girls hip hop and harmony I'm wiser now, I know where it's at Intelligence is an aphrodisiac So if you're seekin' that perfect mate Listen to Brian, beauty's great but Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls Sexy legs with high IQs Smart girls, I love the smart girls You brainy babes with your attitudes Big brains are awesome, dude Smart smart smart smart girls Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls Sexy legs with high IQs Smart girls, I love the smart girls You brainy babes with your attitudes I wanna congratulate you You were just fine