I saw a man on a TV show, he said. "Don't drink alcohol. Please don't smoke no cigarrettes, Don't drink coffee at all." Later on, I'm watching the news And the man from the TV show was stopped by the cops And in his trunk was a suitcase full of...well, you know Everybody's up to somethin', everybody's got somethin' goin' on Nobody's up to nothin', everybody's done somebody wrong Everybody' up to somethin', everybody's got to sing their song Nobody's up to nothin', come on everybody sing along Well, the preacher man is callin' on you To live a much better life "Get to the church on time, say all your prayers, Don't covet thy neighbor's wife." The preacher man was surprised to see Dissensions in the ranks When the feds moved in It was soon found out he had a billion in the bank Everybody's up to somethin', everybody's got somethin' goin' on Nobody's up to nothin', everybody's done somebody wrong Everybody' up to somethin', everybody's got to sing their song Nobody's up to nothin', come on everybody sing along Well everybody's got somethin' to say About practically everything They can feed the poor, they can tax the rich They can even make Ashlee sing! If I'm doin' somethin' that's botherin' you Don't be tellin' it nationwide 'Cause everybody in the whole wide world Got a little bit of somethin' to hide Everybody's up to somethin', everybody's got somethin' goin' on Nobody's up to nothin', everybody's done somebody wrong Everybody' up to somethin', everybody's got to sing their song Nobody's up to nothin', come on everybody sing along