I got a beat leather jacket I got a broken down car I'm gonna push it up the hill If I can make it that far 'Cause everything I own is a broken down piece of junk Ooh la la la, ohh la la Got a broken record player I got a bird that won't sing And the buzzin' in my head goes ring ring ring 'Cause everything I own is a broken down piece of junk Ooh la la la, ohh la la One man's fortune, honey Is another man's worst bad luck If I ever crawl outta this hole alive I'm gonna spend every last buck buck buck I ain't got a job Live in a cheap hotel The door ain't got a lock But I say what the hell 'Cause everything I own is a broken down piece of junk Ooh la la la, ohh la la One man's fortune, honey Is another man's worst bad luck If I ever crawl outta this hole alive I'm gonna spend every last buck buck buck Now don't misunderstand me I got my monshine mash But if I made any money It'd be gone in a flash 'Cause everything I own is a broken down piece of junk Ooh la la la, ohh la la