Alright, we have a special guest We have a guest celebrity parrot in the house Her name is Clarice and she's gonna come hop on my shoulder This is her song There she goes, yep This is her song, we wrote this about her Without any further ado, this is "Parrot On My Shoulder" And there's a blue-green-red-yellow parrot on my shoulder I'm not drunk and I'm not sober Didn't even have to ask if I could hold her Got a blue-green-red-yellow Started off the party on a Sunday funday Didn't let it end, run it right into Monday Sweet little local lady come walking over Put a blue-green-red-yellow I got a blue-green-red-yellow parrot on my shoulder I'm not drunk and I'm not sober Didn't even have to ask if I could hold her Got a blue-green-red-yellow Dropped the tailgate and I opened up my Yeti Cooler of Grayton beer sitting there ready I watched that sunset get a little lower With a blue-green-red-yellow parrot on my shoulder Got a blue-green-red-yellow I'm not drunk and I'm not sober Didn't even have to ask if I could hold her Got a blue-green-red-yellow Woo, play it like you mean it, baby Baby next to me, making pretty look easy I got a little buzz and it got a little breezy Lit up a beach fire, now I'm holding her closer With a blue-green-red-yellow I got a blue-green-red-yellow parrot on my shoulder I'm not drunk and I sure ain't sober Didn't even have to ask if I could hold her Got a blue I got a blue-green-red-yellow parrot on my shoulder I'm not drunk and I sure ain't sober Didn't even have to ask if I could hold her Got a blue-green-red-yellow parrot on my shoulder Yeah, I do Ah, thank you Miss Judy for bringing her, woo