No gas for the plow so the corn's gone to silk And we traded the cow so we can't pass the milk Our jeans all need patching, our eggs all need yokls And we might be laughing but it ain't no joke, y'all We're broke, we're busted Our Chevy truck is rusted We're high and dry Ain't enough apples for the apple pie If we had a penny we sure couldn't spare it Sitting on the porch drinking generic Coke We're broke The jars all need pickles, the greens all need collard Been ribbing these nickels but ain't got no dollars We dig our own ditches, we roll our own smokes And we're secretly wishing that grandma would croak Cause we're broke, we're busted Our Chevy truck is rusted We're high and dry Ain't enough apples for the apple pie If we had a penny we sure couldn't spare it Sitting on the porch drinking generic Coke We're broke Good thing you're good looking Good thing I'm so funny Too bad the sugar Can't melt into honey The white left the picket, the fleas left the hound, yeah And even the crickets have moved into town Now we get our kicks off of stuff we can grow Cause our here in the sticks, all us regular folks, y'all We're broke, we're busted Our Chevy truck is rusted We're high and dry Ain't enough apples for the apple pie If we had a penny we sure couldn't spare it Sitting on the porch drinking generic Coke We're broke