You're the best friend that I have,
Sometimes I wish I was dead.
But you can't go changing everything you feel like 
changing can you.
I wish I was just like you,
I don't like my attitude.
But you can't go being everybody that you want to can 
you.

Ain't nobody around,
I'm just sitting here by myself,
With next to nothing on my mind, yea.
Ain't nobody around,
I'm just sitting here by myself,
Relaxing on the borderline, yea.

You're the only girl I love.
I'm on many kinds of drugs.
I can't see and I can't breathe and I can't stay and I 
can't leave.
If it's good let's take it slow,
Baby I'm a fucking joke,
And if I can I'll do my best and do it right regardless 
of this.

Ain't nobody around,
I'm just sitting here by myself,
With next to nothing on my mind, yea.
Ain't nobody around,
I'm just sitting here by myself,
Relaxing on the borderline, yea.

(Hey Brad, just got back from the doctors office.
And all the tests came back negative.
So I dunno what rash you've got.
But you didn't get it from me.)

Ain't nobody around,
I'm just sitting here by myself,
With next to nothing on my mind, yea.
Ain't nobody around,
I'm just sitting here by myself,
Relaxing on the borderline, yea.