Hello and welcome to "Girlfriends Hotline" To speak to one of our authorised representatives Please listen carefully to the following Press 1 if you'd like to cry with "Lillian. I'm here to listen" Press 2 if you wanna laugh through the pain with "Makhyli. Wanna go get some pizza after this?" Press 3 if you need nothing but the truth with "Queenie. Ready to spill some tea!" Press 4 if you want to have a heart to heart with "Hi, it's Elana. You got this!" Press 5 if you need a hype man "Hey, it's Olivia. Don't worry, you're looking so good" Please hold for the next representative