Run it up the flag pole and see if anyone salutes
And then run it into the ground until it dies
Then bring it back to life
All together now, we’re just the same as we’ve always been
And if you think you’re better you're probably right

We’re not here to change the world
We’re here to laugh at others
Maybe get a nap along the way
So dress it up the way you wish and step aside
And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy

Take a number, take a seat, we've been here quite some time
And it doesn’t seem we're leaving anytime soon
The bathroom's down the hall
Take a shot at us and see how far you get
We eat chumps like you for breakfast when we get up at noon

We’re not here to change the world
We’re here to laugh at others
Maybe get a nap along the way
So dress it up the way you wish and step aside
And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy

Hey jealousy,
Is a song by the band the Gin Blossoms
I accidentally saw them once
Hey, I get carried away
But it’s easy to be unafraid
When you're so critically disdained
For being happy, smiling, drinking
Laughing, cussing not overthinking
Rocking while the ship is sinking
And we can't even swim

Show off those drum lessons, Gary!
That's my kid

We’re not here to change the world
We’re here to laugh at others
Maybe get a nap along the way
So dress it up the way you wish and step aside
And then meet us at the bar
Yeah we'll be at the bar
Yeah meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy