I can't dance and I can't sing, I can't do anything
I can't even find my way around town
And I'm 15 and a fool, can't you see
So don't fall in love with me
I'm a rock and roll puppet in a band called Bow Wow Wow
Better of to be a rabbit, at least they have more fun with a gun
I just go on and on, and on and on and on
I wasn't supposed to sing that one
Pop, pop, pop, pop gun
And the Greeks had a word for it, it went like this
Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua, bow wow, wow, bow wow, Chihuahua
Everybody try it now, 'cos there's not always more
A nodding tell a chance, no one can stop it
So don't think of this fool this little girl Sue
I'm a horrid little idiot, can't you see
So don't fall in love with me
My moronic gestures, keep on pestering you
I'm frost and sun energy, don't drink to this fool
Call a doctor, don't be cruel
Don't you know nothing can stop me crooning over you
And the Greeks had a word for it
Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua, bow wow, wow, bow wow, Chihuahua
Everybody try it now, 'cos there's not always more, Chihuahua
Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua, bow wow, wow, bow wow, Chihuahua
Everybody try it now, cos there's not always more
Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua, bow wow, wow, bow wow, Chihuahua
Everybody try it now, cos there's not always more
Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua, bow wow, wow, bow wow, Chihuahua
Everybody try it now, 'cos there's not always more
