Good evening Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong We have taken control as to bring you this special show We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as We-Funk Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection Home of the extraterrestrial brothers Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb Coming you directly from the Mothership Top of the chocolate milky way, 500, 000 kilowatts of P.Funk power So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man Alias, The Long Haired Sucker, my motto is Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up Yeah, W E F U N K, y'all now this is what I want you all to do If you got faults, defects or shortcomings you know Like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio Let the vibes flow through, funk not only moves, it can remove, dig? The desired effect is what you get When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship Sir Lollipop Man, chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming Doin' it to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me Once upon a time called, 'Now' Somebody say, "Is there funk after the death? " I say, "Is Seven Up? ", yeah, P.Funk Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home Yeah, I dig, let me put my sunglasses on That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses So you can feel cool, gangster lean, y'all should dig my sunroof top Well, alright, hey I was diggin' on y'all funk for a while Sounds like it got a three on it though to me Then I was down South and I heard some funk With some main ingredients like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie-in' your funk? W E F U N K, We-Funk Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home Gettin' deep Once upon a time called 'Right Now' Ain't it funky now? Far around Hey, doin' it to you in the ear hole Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home Yeah We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home Don't stop, get down Talk, blow your horn Pee you Wants to get funked up Well alright Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as We-Funk or deeper still, the Mothership Connection Home of the extra terrestrial brothers Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb Lollipop Man here, alias, the Long Haired Sucker Chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming Coming to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me Yeah, yeah, P.Funk Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home