Well i like to have a good time
Any of my friends will tell you
So if you confront me with stupidity
I'm doubly angry at you

And I say: Nip! Nap! it's all a trap
Bo! Bis! And so was this
Whoa! Whoa! To haiti go, 
and watch it all come down
Ding! Dong! A silly song
Sure do say something's wrong
Smile awhile, forget the bile
and watch it all come down

So I become more lively
to bury all of the ugly
Whole persons sometimes
must be them bodies buried

And I say: Nip! Nap! it's all a trap
Bo! Bis! And so was this
Whoa! Whoa! To haiti go, 
and watch it all come down
Ding! Dong! A silly song
Sure do say something's wrong
Smile awhile, forget the bile
and watch it all come down

And I toe the water
and an urchin poke me
And I must be godfather 
to anyone who'll have me

Today was another day full of dread
but I never said I was afraid
Cause dread and fear should not be confused
by dread I'm inspired, by fear I'm amused

And I say: Nip! Nap! it's all a trap
Bo! Bis! And so was this
Whoa! Whoa! To haiti go, 
and watch it all come down
Ding! Dong! A silly song
Sure do say something's wrong
Smile awhile, forget the bile
and watch it all come down