i've been crossed by too many dudes twice my size 
i've stood right up to them to look them right in the eye 
but the things i say never reach their ears 
cause rationality has been lost through the years 
old as shit their brains are f**king mush 
so when i take out my board and start to push 
i'm greeted by hands wrapped around my throat 
this is assault dude i'm barely old enough to vote! 

your a disgruntled old dick with nothing to prove 
your over the hill and i hate you 
can't live in past glories anymore 
stuck in the golden ages from years before 

here comes mongo he's six foot five 
big as an ox you'll never survive 
you better listen to his steroid controlled demand 
cause he's filled with hate for things he doesn't understand 
grab my board point your finger at me 
and that board will be your death just wait and see 
cause there's twenty of us and only one of you 
when the kids fight back then what will you do? 

disgruntled old dick!