Well the woman I love is named Ramona She kinda looks like Tempest Storm She can dance like little Egypt She works down at the snake farm Snake Farm - It just sounds nasty Snake Farm - It pretty much is Snake Farm - It's a reptile house Snake Farm ... Uuuggghhhhh Now Ramona's got a keen sense of humor She's got a tattoo down her arm All of a python eatin' a little mouse Wearin' a sailor hat that says "Snake Farm" Snake Farm - It just sounds nasty Snake Farm - Pretty much is Snake Farm - It's a reptile house Snake Farm ... Uuuggghhhhh Well I asked Ramona how come she works there She says, "Well, it's got it's charms "Nothing to do here in the winter "Now and then some kid gets bit at the snake farm" Snake Farm - It just sounds nasty Snake Farm - It pretty much is Snake Farm - It's a reptile house Snake Farm ... Ooooohhh Well Ramona likes her malt liquor And a band from Wales called The Alarm She said she cried when they broke up She still plays their records at the snake farm Snake Farm - Sure sounds nasty Snake Farm - Pretty much is Snake Farm - It's a reptile house Snake Farm ... Ooooohhh Sometimes Ramona calls up And says, "Come on down here, it's getting warm" She runs everyone off And we... you know... we... uh... it's a snake farm Snake Farm - It just sounds nasty Snake Farm - Pretty much is Snake Farm - It's a reptile house Snake Farm ... Ooooohhh