Goodnight little house plant asleep on the sill
I'll shut the shades so you don't catch a chill
And tomorrow in the mornin' for a breakfast we two
Will have ham and eggs for me and nitrogen for you
Goodnight little house plant, tucked in your clay pot
Make sure that you don't catch the Huntington's rot
Be careful, little house plant, stay away from them bees
You know that they may carry a social disease
Goodnight little house plant, little house plant goodnight
Here's your glass of water; should I leave on the light?
Tomorrow we'll talk of the things that we did
I love you little house plant; who needs women and kids?
