Well I'm a high straight in Plainview side bet in Idalou And a fresh deck in New Deal Yeah some call me high hand and some call me low hand But I'm holding what I am the wheel Yeah I'm a panhandlin' man handlin' Post holin' high rollin' dust bowlin' daddy And I ain't got no blood veins I just got them four lanes Of hard Amarillo highway Well I don't wear no Stetson but I'm willin' to bet son That I'm big a Texan as you are There's a girl in her bare feet asleep on my back seat And the trunk's full of Pearl and Lone Star Cause I'm a panhandlin' man handlin' Post holin' high rollin' dust bowlin' daddy And I ain't got no blood veins I just got them four lanes Of hard Amarillo highway I gotta hop outta bed pop a pill in my head Gonna bust a hub for the golden spread under blue skies Gonna stuff my hide behind some power glide And get some southern fried back in my eyes Cause I'm a panhandlin' man handlin' Post holin' high rollin' dust bowlin' daddy Yeah the closest I'll ever get to heaven Is speedin' up ol' 87 of that hard-ass Amarillo highway Yeah I'm a panhandlin' man handlin' Post holin' high rollin' dust bowlin' daddy