Hey, got my hands in my back pocket 
I'm a jumpin' 
Unscrewing the light from the socket 
And I'd rather stand than sit 
Puttin' all the people in the dark 
Tellin' everyone good night bye bye 
I put the sound 

Carryin' the truth in my back pocket 
My hands are holdin' me down 
I've been waiting for people to ask me 
What have you found 

I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit 
I was dead before a gypsy 
She held my head and 
Fought with my boots till my eyes turned red 
I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit 
Oh I'd rather stand than sit 
I've been down to the gutter 
Hopin' I've lived on honey and butter 
But with me a life's a game 
I call insane 
I'm not the one to blame 
I'm called insane 

I was hung when I was young 
I was named insane 
I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit 
I broke all the laws before my age 
I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit 
Yeah I'd rather stand than sit 
I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit 
I turn around to see the clown 
But with me a life's a game 
I call insane 
I'm not the one to blame 
I'm called insane 

I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit 
I'd rather stand than sit 
I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit 
I'd rather stand than sit 
I put the sound