It's Christmas time and I'm in trouble 

Got too drunk at the company affair 

Sat on the copier, wore no apparel 

Did it on a dare 



Insulted the boss and French-kissed a stranger 

Pinched his butt poured beer in his toupee 

Till someone said, "You don't know the danger." 

"The boss's friend is gay" 



More beer for you and for me 

And stories for us to share 

No fear, I jumped on a desk 

And danced while everyone stared 



I didn't even know I put on a show 

Till next morning take a look at that 

It's faxed to one and all 

Merry Christmas to one and all 



It's Christmas time at the office party 

We'll get drunk, and do annoying things 

I grabbed the boss's wife by the ass 

And had myself a fling 



We'll goose a friend and tell off a manager 

Piss him off and send him on his way 

And have a toast to laugh at his anger 

Pink slips on the way 



"You're fired!" 



More beer for you and for me 

And stories for us to share 

No fear, I'm happy to table dance 

On cubicle square 



She didn't even know she put on a show 

Until the next morning, take a look at that 

It's posted on the internet 

Merry Christmas to one and all! 



"You're fired! Oh, and uh, Merry Christmas!"