You guys seem like you're on my side, right? Alright, let’s change that... Grab a seat Have something to eat Help yourself, it's all right If you want a beer, they're over here But we only got Coors Lite Try a chip with my homemade dip The stuff is outta sight Right before bed, we’ll shave your head Good to see you're dressed in white 'Cause it's a Klan cookout 'Cause it's a Klan cookout Klan cookout Here's my wife slash sister She brightens up my day She went away and I missed her 'Cause my mum’s a lousy lay Don’t hang with foreign fellows It'll only be your loss Stay here and roast marshmallows By the burning cross At the Klan cookout At the klan cookout Dan’s on lookout At the Klan cookout And if you're black Don't want to see your face They're like a high school track Just a stupid race We got a plan Kill all the Jews Are you a Mexican Because you seem confused (Señor, KKK?) It’s a Klan cookout It's a Klan cookout Mein Kampf? Check that book out At the Klan Kookout All men are created equal Man, that shit gets me pissed Here's an idea for a sequel Someone loses Schindler's List I cook, I clean 'Cause I'm the hooded host And on Halloween I dress as a... slave owner We hate Hispanics Hence the 20-foot walls And all you goddamn dirty Catholics Can Catho-lick my balls Ethnics give off weird aromas And I can't understand Why we need high school diplomas With a Bible in hand At the Klan Cookout I have jewish friends