It wasn't that much of a fight It wasn't anybody's night It wasn't that much of a fight That's right No one heard the bell There's no story to tell No one reached into his boot for stiletto knife No bodies fell It was boring as hell It wasn't that much of a fight It wasn't that much of a fight Nobody went to the light It wasn't that much of a fight That's right No charred timbers smoking No bottles broken Nobody running to the glovebox for the stolen gun No dirty deeds done It just wasn't that fun No blood was spilled nobody got killed No angry words that could not be taken back No one at the helm, everyone underwhelmed It wasn't that much of a fight Every stone unturned Every bridge unburned Every lesson unlearned No blood was spilled nobody got killed No one lurking in the shadows with bad intent No ambulance sent Not even a dent It wasn't that much of a fight It wasn't that much of a fight Last one, turn out the light