A pirate walks into a bar The bartender asks What's with the steering wheel in your pants? And the pirate says ARRR! it's driving me nuts! Now I've been ridin 'cross the seven seas Lookin' for a girl from another fantasy I keep a big ship They call me Captain Kid I got the eye-patch Tri-hat Rollin' like a pirate Shiver my timbers Fuck you til your limber Freaky deaky Till you get leaky Like run DMC It's tricky So animated might as well call me Mickey Pedal to the medal Red eyes like a devil Raise the white flag Can't reach my level Like ARR! ARR! Flow wick like SARS XXX till I hit your mark AHOY! AHOY! I put the happy to the joy Fuck with me And I'll play you like a gameboy Ninja Skin ya Throw you in a blender Chop chop chop! I'm a motherfuckin pirate! Yo ho ho And a bottle rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho And a bottle rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho And a bottle rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho It's a pirate's life for me It's a pirate's life for me Yoooo hooooe! Sorry bitch I wasn't callin your name We be burnin' so hot You can't even capture the flame Street rat, hood rat? Freak with tats, spoiled brat? No, wait. guess again I'm a motherfuckin pirate! I'm over you like I just got dunked Battle ship you just got sunk Boy you think you can handle this? Is your port hole big enough for my ship? It's not the motion of the ocean And size of the thing Cause we ain't getting no where With these fuckin water wings I used to be ballin Now I'm just straight dunkin Gold stars for my rhymes I got all the boys suckin Jealous bitches be hatin Cause it's not them we fuckin That game you claim you play Is the game that I'm runnin Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho It's a pirate's life for me It's a pirate's life for me Now and then we had a hope That if we lived and were good God would permit us to be pirates. Yo Ho Ho It's a pirates life for me Yo Ho Ho It's a pirates life for me Fire! Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho It's a pirate's life for me It's a pirate's life for me Yo ho ho It's a pirates life for me Yo ho ho It's a pirates life for me I'm a pirate niggah!