I'm breaking out my plan B Gonna bomb a hill or two I'm slapping on my baggy jeans Wearing out the soles of my ragged out shoes Then I try to pull a trick And it knocks before I flip Got a couple broken arms But it sure was fun Now I can't skate, I can't skate I can't skate, no way I can't skate, I can't skate I never could anyway Tighten up the trucks and the wheels So I can go really fast The gravel is tripping me up Now I'm laying flat on my ass Then I try to Ollie I'm busting my knees Got a couple cuts today But it sure was fun Now I can't skate, I can't skate I can't skate, no way I can't skate, I can't skate I never could anyway Call me a poser if you want But I don't claim to be something I'm not And I don't really care What you think of my sad air Now I can't skate, I can't skate I can't skate, no way I can't skate, I can't skate I never could anyway I can't skate, I can't skate I can't skate, no way I can't skate, I can't skate I never could anyway I never could anyway I never could anyway