I'm a long way from my home I was born on the raging sea And when I first struck land, With my head in hand I built a house out of an old oak tree And raised a family out of earth and electricity I was king of my domain But my fortitude had proved in vain And when the locusts came Like a summer rain Devouring everything that I held dear And all I'd worked for simply disappeared So I crept away For I had debts to pay And joined the army as a privateer Yeah, it was then, the wind it whispered But I would not hear So we sailed out across the land Through an ocean made of sinking sand And though I lost my men, I was born again As a tailor in an unknown land With a needle and some thread in hand Mending suits and slacks, Stitching up the cracks In the backs of my neighbors’ heads And soon the word, yeah, of my work, it spread through the town So before the king I stood I said, “I come from the raging sea And if the truth be told, I am not so old As you may first have taken me to be For numbers never could apply to me For I’m as old as time, And maybe half as blind What some of you might call infinity I am the tailor of the earth and electricity