I been thinkin' Uncle Sam It's time we went to war Been so long since Vietnam Tell me what you're waitin' for If you don't hurry, sure enough All these kids will be grown up Be too old to die for you So get em if your goin' too Ain't been much excitement on Evening news in way too long Let's break out our submarines Blow some place to smithereens Russians and the Cubans too Have been makin' fun of you They call you a chicken shit And I'm just sick and tired of it But I'm too old so I can't go Don't you to worry tho Patriotic as can be Sing 'my country tis of thee' If you don't know who to get first You can't figure who's the worst Why not blow em both away And they'll be careful what they say Won't nobody call you names They know you blow out their brains Show the world how big your gun Show 'em how the west was won Happy birthday, fine young man Take your letter in your hand Go downtown and sign your name It's time to play the freedom game Kiss your mom and girlfriend bye Might be the last they see of you Might have to kiss your ass goodbye To keep old glory wavin' high I been thinkin' Uncle Sam It's time we went to war Been so long since Vietnam Tell me what you're waintin' for?