Well let’s all celebrate because another war has just begun A cause so holy that no one would ever dare leave it undone This isn’t just an acute gesture of national self- preservation Disprove all critics of our proud nation To this unwarranted attack we resolutely respond Prove to the world that no one can piss on our lawn Hey! Who doesn’t know that we’re vulnerable as everybody else? And we know that security is what truly sells No need to moralize, we know that everyone will be on our side We’ll sacrifice a few good men, but they’ll weigh up for what we idealize It becomes all the more easy when we paint the world in black and white Assurance of who’s with or against – an undeniable right It’s self-evident the spirit of unity that’s the ideal And to support the leadership with true patriotic zeal Attention – aggression – concentration – to kill My name is Uncle Sam and I think I can solve your problems Model on my own land, home of the free, capital and religion Never mind the rest of the whole world; we’ll do as we f**king please And those who’re against us we’ll eliminate with the greatest ease Don’t… say… We are what’s freedom Don’t… say… If not against then with them Don’t… say… Truth is sold Don’t… say… We are in control Hear me! What splendor, a consolation for terror Fear them! This is your shell of hollow pride My name is Uncle Sam and I think I can solve your problems Model on my own land, home of the free, capital and religion Never mind the rest of the whole world; we’ll do as we f**king please And those who’re against us we’ll eliminate with the greatest ease Don’t... say... Democracy Don’t... say... Equality Don’t... say... Land of the free Don’t... say... Man above cause Inhale the sulfur!