Huh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh
Y`all know, uh-huh, uh, uh-huh
Y`all know, uh, uh uh-huh
Check it out ([Chuck D] "C`mon!")
Don`t go to Getty, go to Exxon
Like "Bonita Applebum," ya gotta put me on
Got good luck like Lucky Charms leprechaun
Can`t believe Freaky Tah and Big L is gone
You think I`m a mailman, well my delivery
Ain`t no other brother like the B-I with the Z
Emezah-A-Rrrah, say K-I with the E
I got mo` rhymes than Muhammad Ali
Not number one but here to have fun
Guaranteed to proceed and get the job done
Y`all, know, my competition is none
Funky funky fresh from the day I begun
You rock with me, you`re guaranteed to have a ball
Got a big belly, over six feet tall
My favorite team is the Vikings when I watch football
Here`s another one to get you off the wall
He`s Biz Markie, as you can see
He came to tear tear tear shit up ("C`mon!")
He`s Biz Markie, as you can see
He came to tear tear tear shit up ("C`mon!")
He`s Biz Markie, as you can see
He came to tear tear tear shit up ("C`mon!")
He`s Biz Markie, as you can see
He came to tear tear tear shit up, up, up ("C`mon!")
Soon to be elected in the Hall of Fame
I rock the microphone, emceeing`s my game
I flip so many styles, my name should be Flipper
On Three`s Company, I wish I was Jack Tripper
Back in the days, I used to eat {?}litina{?}
Back in the days, my sister had a Thumbelina
Back in the days, I liked a girl named Angelina
Back in the days, I wanted to get in between her
My jingle bella, always Roc-A-Fella
Even my acapella will be a best seller
She couldn`t believe what I had achieved
Funky like ring around the collar, doo doo on the sleeves
Enquiring minds always want to know
How did I get my ill freestyle flow?
I just tell `em straight up without no B
Ask me no questions yo, here`s my ID
I`m not Captain Kirk, or Mr. Spock
When I put the party people in a state of shock
I`m like Mark Twain, or Shakespeare
Cause when I`m on the stage, people throw they hands in the air
Wavin `em wild, like in a frenzy
Dog in the house like I`m Spuds McKenzie
I`m just doin it, just rockin the house
Sucker MC`s is spiders or mouse
Comin off the top of my head
I`m not dumb so don`t be misled
When I was young, I never pissed in the bed
Always listened to what my moms and pops said
Love reggae so much, you could call me a dred
Got a big belly so you know I`m well fed
And I`m a lover-lover like my name is Ed
And I`m +2 Awesome+ like K and Teddy Ted
