Ah.. Man, why did it have to happen to me? Man, what did I do to get this? What`d I do to deserve this? Check it out I woke up in the morning with my hand on my head Not knowin this would be one day that I`d dread I prayed the night before, for a let-me-live The way this day turned out wasn`t my prerogative I went to the kitchen to get some cereal smooth as silk But when I looked in the ice box, there wasn`t no milk Well I don`t need no breakfast, I`m too fat anyway I just grab a cup of juice and be on my way So I got my car keys, on route to my job I walked out, my windows broken and my car got robbed They took my radio and my favorite cassette What a way to start the day, aww - what`s next? I get to the office, my boss starts to scream It was really unbelievable, like a bad dream He kept talkin all this blahse blahse And looked at me and said, "What you have to say?" I`m havin a bad day Things ain`t goin my way I`m havin a bad day Today, today Here`s somethin else that happened to me In the middle of this day that`s bein deep To begin this era of grief and aggravation I was parked by a meter and still got a citation Took the ticket off my window, got in my car alright A cop pulled behind me at a red light "Your licence, registration and insurance card" I was buggin out cause it was really hard I didn`t do nothin, asked, "Why`d you pull me over? You never saw a young man drive a Range Rover?" He let me go and said, "Don`t do it again" - "Why," I said, "thank you officer, you been a nice guy" So I stopped at the store to get somethin to drink Guess what happened to me before I could blink They had my truck in the air, just about to be towed For $700 in tickets I owed After all that I could finally go home And rest my feet and get on the telephone I had a unbelievable time in the city I shoulda be down with the ( ? ) committee I tried to cook some dinner but it came out burnt The fire was too hot, I just had learned So freak it, I`ll go to a restaurant I brought a girl with me, asked, "What do you want?" "Shrimp and lobster, two bottles of Alizé" I looked at her and said, "Hey hey hey!" She ate all the food and drank all of the liquor I better bring her home so I can stick her So I got her to my house as fast as I can This is like takin candy out of a baby`s hand But when I got her to my room, without no doubt She was so intoxicated that she passed out