He remains defiant to the cause Though he never quite knew what it was He's working hard for the man upstairs Seen him once, he's losing his hair Mr, Important, he's better than you Index and quotient, he knows what to do Socially impotent, he drinks with the lads Mr. Important, in bachelor pads His parents would be very proud If only he stood out from the crowd And made a name that was his own No corporations, just his alone But mum and dad, they were so sad When he lost the job, the bachelor pad And he just went back home to stay Now mum and dad want him away Product, counter product