That's what she said last night That's what she said last night You're about to get it alright alright That's what she said last night I went down to Kinkos To get some faxin' done My ex girlfriend works down there She was my number one She said Billy I'm busy Why don't ya come around back I'll clear the store and lock the doors We can fax all night That's what she said last night That's what she said last night You're about to get it alright alright That's what she said last night I got my other girlfriend Livin' in my house When I got home 2 days late She upped and chucked me out I went and got her this groovin' watch To make things up with her She said Billy I love a good groovin' And then she begin to purr I got a brand new cellphone AT&T It was a little bitty thing Just right for a country boy like thing My girlfriend took a poke at the thing Then she threw it away She said Billy I know you're attached to that thing But it's too small for me That's what she said last night That's what she said last night You're like to get it all night alright I tell ya what, next time I buy a cell phone, it's gonna be one of them big ol' good'uns, that vibrates, maybe she'll like that better, I don't know, some people you just can't please 'em That's what she said last night That's what she said last night You're about to get it alright alright That's what she said last night