My dreams are all dead and buried Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode When God comes and calls me to his kingdom I'll take all ya sons of bitches when I go Let her blow! Some how I got spinal meningitis Injecting all that hair spray in my spine It's a super cheap way to party If you aim to kill some brain cells and some time My oldest son was born an albino My youngest is covered in hair The middle one says he's a homosexual And the other seven are gone, I don't know where She run off and took our only chicken When I broke jail the house was burnt and bare The Japs moved the plant back to Osake Some days life just don't seem that fair I gave all my best years to that woman All she gave me was mouths to feed A miracle straight from the loins of Jesus Since Charlie blew off both my testes Get your Yankee ass off my property Don't care if the bank gave you a deed This farm has been ours for generations Since we fought back those sneaky Japanese