Headed down life's crooked road Lots of things I never knowed Because of me not knowin', I now pine Trouble got in the trail Spent the next five years in jail Should have read that detour sign Detour, there's a muddy road ahead Detour, paid no mind to what it said Detour, oh, these bitter things I find Should have read that detour sign When I got right to the place Where it said "about face" I thought that all my worries were behind But the farther I go The more sorrow I know Should have read that detour sign Detour, there's a muddy road ahead Detour, paid no mind to what it said Detour, oh, these bitter things I find Should have read that detour sign