Turn it up Turn it up Turn it up (2x) Ten ways to a G Three situations - pay attention to me Yeah, yeah Ten! First, ya gotta go get the chips Scope out the section, tell 'em, "Go get the bricks." Nine! Then ya gotta find a place to meet You better bring your heat 'cause them villains ain't sweet Eight! Ya better let your chick drop to get 'em And follow that broad to make sure them people not with 'em Seven! Don't bring (?) around your house Cause you don't want that heat pepper nowhere round your house Six! See how it come back before you start And if it come short bring back everything you bought Five! Wait, if lil' daddy on the street Cut the cake, hit the hood the next day about eight Four! And if you can't move it all, call your dog Jam him up, and tell him, "Fool, me and you about to ball." Three! Split it up - four quarters-a-piece And if y'all do that everyday, that's fifty-six-a-week Two! When the money start comin', keep sellin' Don't buy nothin' special unless you got good credit One! Make sure you put some money aside And in a month call the man and tell him, "Bring a extra five." Ten ways to a G Two situations - pay attention to me Ten! Gotta floss everyday of my life Forget the price - get the ice, hit the club every night Nine! Buy the ball, let 'em know you a star When everybody come outside to see the dubs on your car Eight! They gon' hate - so keep that tool Scratch off and holler out the window, "Boy, I'm a fool!" Seven! When ya meet, take a broad to plug And make sure that chic was the baddest broad in the club Six! Lay it down when you're comin' around - bumpin' the sound Got the truck touchin' the ground Five! 2000 Range Rover, you see Leather, wood, television all over it, B. Four! Watch bracelet - wodie, shop daily Everything them wannabe's got, I played it Three! Two dice on the block - keep it real Bet the house that's about two-point-five-mill Two! Keep cheddar - what you got, I can match it Ride everything chrome, rock everything platinum One! Keep shinin' 'til it burn me out But never ever let the money, baby, turn me out Ten ways to a G One situation - pay attention to me Ten! Tell a broad, "Everything for free. You can shop 'til you drop, shorty, all on me." Nine! Number ten ain't nothin' but a lie Don't buy the broad nothin', and I'm 'bout to tell you why Eight! Sell the skank a dream bigger than life And she gon' stick around for the shoppin' spree, alright Seven! Tell your broad you know me, and we jam tight And you like what I like, and you gon' be alright tonight Six! Nine times outta ten I went out with the broad you with But that shouldn't stop you from doin' what you do, slick Five! Then turn to her - tell her you love her, and don't laugh And if I had a penny, baby, then you got half Four! What's yours is mine, and what's mine is yurn And you got it right now - and that'll leave a-thousand dollars to my tax return Three! At this point, if you love me, you'll make my fantasies come true And if she say, "What it is?" - To sleep with your sister and you Two! Don't love these (?) - love yourself And if you pay attention to this you'll have plenty of wealth One! I'm done, and I ain't got nothin' else to say 'Cause I can't think of nothin' to rhyme with this shh.. y'all have a nice day Ten ways to a G Good night, everybody Ten ways to a G Yeah, yeah, yeah Ten ways to a G What? What? Now looky here Ten ways to a G I gave you three situations And ten ways to deal with it You see what I'm sayin' If you apply that to your everyday-life whether you slingin', you dig Ballin' Or playin' on broads You, too, can be scraped I said scraped - that's right - scraped See what I'm sayin' And these (?) I mean, we gotta get together - marry yourself, man 'cause ain't nobody gon' care 'bout yourself but yourself Know what I'm sayin' Go marry yourself, go on a honeymoon - treat yourself I mean, 'cause can't nobody cheat on theyself You gon' be with yourself, but you can't cheat on yourself You know what I'm sayin' Man, that's ballerrific Stuntastic And I like to say one more time: good night Mmm-hmm And tell myself, "Self, I am so enfatuated with you." Hey, thank you I'm enfatuated with you, too Good night, self Good night Good night, Mannie I love you