There's a girl on channel 13 I know she's gonna fall in love with me And I'm gonna win the lottery tomorrow Or the next day I drive a Mercedes Benz I've got a whole boat load of friends I'm gonna be on CMT someday But in my real world Things don't always turn out so good Like you wish they would And in my real world I'm a little messed up and broke, don't you know I got more money then George Strait I throw benjies out the window all day Just to see how far they fly, bye bye I get more girls then the president Mom and dad still pay the rent And I throw parties all night long But in my real world Things don't always turn out so good Like you wish they would And in my real world I'm a little messed up and broke, don't you know But in my real world Things don't always turn out so good Like you wish they would And in my real world I'm a little messed up and broke, don't you know But in my real world Things don't always turn out so good Like you wish they would And in my real world I'm a little messed up and broke, don't you know