I see them everywhere, wondering what's next
And I think it's kind of fun seein' them walk around downtown 
And they got the new band records 
They want everyone to check 'em 
they want everyone to see that they did it first 
They want everyone to know 
They want everyone to care 
But it's fun when we don't care, so I tell them like this 
woah, yeah yeah, woah oh oh, 
(spits)oh yeah
Oh no, oh no, here we go again 
It's the life of the perfect scenester 
Well, oh no, oh no, here we all go again
It's the life of the perfect scenester
and now they listen to emotional music 
When they used to like PUNKROCK 
Or maybe now it's chump rock 
They swore they never liked punk 
They always talk about shows 
But I barely ever see 'em 
And when I do they're just bummin' 
Still haven't figured out that 
and we just can't wait wait wait 
Wait wait wait
Wait for what they got next 
we just can't wait wait wait 
Wait wait wait
Wait for what they got next 
well,oh no, oh no, here we go again 
It's the life of the perfect scenester 
Well, oh no, oh no, here we all go again
It's the life of the perfect scenester
and do they do it for the girls? 
Yeah,they do it for the girls 
But it's all the wrong girls in control of them 
Don't worry about everyone else 
The best people are themselves 
And we don't think you know yourself
well,oh no, oh no, here we go again 
It's the life of the perfect scenester 
Well, oh no, oh no, here we all go again
It's the life of the perfect scenester
well,oh no, oh no, here we go again 
It's the life of the perfect scenester 
Well, oh no, oh no, here we all go again
It's the life of the perfect 
Calling all the worthless
It's the life of the perfect scenester