Christmas time is the for giving We learn this when we are small But from year to year it's the same Ol' thing... Santa's coming to call We try to ignore it....or forget it This we know is true
So this coming Christmas Let's all make an effort Get a present for Santa too
Let's trade in the old sleigh And the reindeer For a big car and a chauffer Get a helicopter Oh can't you see that everyone loves Santa too Yeah
Christmas is here And we're all having fun, Santa's brought presents For everyone But he had to squeeze through a Chimney for us What a horrible place to pass
Why not open your window? Or your front door? So Santa can bring his gifts He's climbing our rooftops And coming through our chimneys It's a whole lot of stupidness
Move him from the North Pole To Rio Give him an apartment With modern equipment A maid and a butler Let us show our love For dear Santa Claus Yeah
Everyone's drinking their Whiskey and rum Ol' Santa is getting on And his jingle bells, jingle bells Dear Ol' Santa Claus Is wearing those same old clothes
We should be ashamed, We should be plagued. To treat Santa Claus like a brute So let's chip in some dollars Get him to the tailors for a new Continental suit
Take him out to a nightclub Or a movie Get him some fine chicks throw him a party It's time to chip in And do our share To make sure he comes More than once a year
