She won`t touch one drop of Scotch 
She loves champagne 
Brandy wine lager and lime 
Nope it`s champagne 
Put that gin in the bin 
She wants champagne 
Vodka juice ain`t no use 
Champagne 

Drinking 
She can drink it in the morning 
She likes it in the morning 
Beat the blues out of bed 
Disturbing 
It`s quite disturbing 
To see how much she`s absorbing 
But she never has a sore head 
Pleasing 
Mmm sure it`s pleasing 
Serve chilled not freezimg 
She`ll be delighted 
Leaving 
I was thinkin` about leaving 
Before it gets to be evening 
Might stick around instead 

She won`t touch one drop of Scotch 
She loves champagne 
Brandy wine lager and lime 
Nope it`s champagne 
Put that gin in the bin 
She wants champagne 
Vodka juice ain`t no use 
Champagne 

Smoking 
Standing in the rain smoking 
And my clothes are all soaking 
Saturated 
Joking 
I was hoping she was joking 
When she asked me I was choking 
If I`d be wed 
Coping 
Admirably coping 
At my attempts at groping 
On the bedspread 
Weddings 
All this talk of weddings 
Honeymoons and feather beddings 
Gonna end in bloodshed 

She won`t touch one drop of Scotch 
She loves champagne 
Brandy wine lager and lime 
Nope it`s champagne 
Put that gin in the bin 
She wants champagne 
Vodka juice ain`t no use 
Champagne! 

She won`t touch one drop od Scotch 
She loves champagne 
Brandy wine lager and lime 
Nope it`s champagne 
Put that gin in the bin 
She wants champagne 
Vodka juice ain`t no use 
Champagne! 

Champagne! 
Champagne! 
Champagne! 
Champagne! 
Champagne! 
Champagne! 
Champagne!