Baby's got crabs, and
All their tiny arms are different
Baby is a tramp so,
Maybe she's an asshole

Keep on riding, medium ride
Tonight we'll be making enemies
Tonight we'll be making
A little love

Keeps me comforted, comforted
Although I'm not
A little love
Keeps me comforted, comforted
Although I'm not

Baby's got 'tude
She doesn't know much but she knows the difference
A finger in the asshole
Will maybe raise a smile so

Keep on riding, medium ride
Tonight we'll be mating enemies
Tonight we'll be making
A little love

Keeps me comforted, comforted
Although I'm not
A little love
Keeps me comforted, comforted
Although I'm not

A robbery, a robbery
I am a fucking robbery
A robbery, a robbery
I am a fucking robbery
A robbery, a robbery
I am a fucking robbery
A robbery, a robbery
I am a fucking robbery
Uh-huh