On the TV Rosanne is all upset 
because she has to go to some dumb party 
with Dan and she has absolutely nothing 
to wear and Dan isn't very sympathetic 
and I feel bad for her 'cause I feel the Sam
About never having anything to wear 
when you feel like you have to look nice. 

I mean I have my Favorite outfit 
consisting of my green holly hobby dress 
with the pink buttons, pink ballet tights
Do my docs and my hello kitty barrettes.
More the aerial ones, but you can only
let someone see you with a dress 
like that around your neck