Hello and welcome to something we like to call Behind the Music, we’d like to invite you all Sit back, relax, grab yourself a beer; Better Luck Next Time is here Well my name is Brian, I like to buy lots of toys Horror is cool, I sing about girls and boys Nintendo rocks, all the other’s suck; another broken heart… aww fuck John drives for hours to play in the band Elevators from another land, Holzer can fix them ‘cause he’s the man His name is Matthew, but everyone calls him Matt Fuzzo for short, he talks about this and that And his favorite band is NOFX; Joseph is coming up next… JJ has t-shirts with writing that says his name He drinks Patron as if it were Kool-Aid Can you please pass him a Red Bull ‘cause he’s 12 hours deep and he’s full Christopher Lucas is someone you ought to know Give him a hammer, he’ll build a casino 2, 4, 6, 8, weed is really great!