Tourists wear their wallets in high places when abroad 
So as not to be ripped off in ways to which they're not apprised 
Lawyers write some goofy terms in letters to the future 
So as not to get all screwed by methods here and after devised 
So will I 

And I guess I will protect myself from you 
Sometimes I get so tickled I can't talk 
And I will protect myself from you 
I'll keep on reminding me 
I'm always free 
To walk 

You're not exactly what I'm looking for 
You don't even know that 
But I've got it straight
I'm keeping it in mind 
No you're not what I was looking for 
I just need a little more of what you've got a little bit 
Don't make me laugh 

And I guess I will protect myself from you 
Sometimes I get so tickled I just can't talk 
But I will protect myself from you 
I'll keep on reminding me 
I'm always free 
To walk 
Always free 
Free 
To 
Walk 
(Hey) 

Whatever happens between you and me today probably will be okay 
But won't bother me, anyway 

And I guess I will protect myself from you 
Sometimes I get so tickled I can't talk 
But I will protect myself from you 
And I'll keep on reminding me 
I'm always free 
To walk 
Free 
F-are-E-E 

You can't
You can't hurt me 'cause I don't care about you 
I don't give a shit 
I don't give a shit 
About you 
Whoa 

The pussy ass 
Sounds of white people 
Playing jazz