Dr.Yang, Help me mend my broken heart Gotta help me doc, I don't know where to start. When she walked right out that door Left me cryin on the floor She said she's only going to the store Dr.Yang, What's the lovesick diagnosis? Cause she said she cannot cope with my neurosis You would think I had chronic halitosis Dr.Yang Dr.Yang, now her voicemail box is full and she won't call me, I'm feeling like a fool The last time I saw her in her car I threw her shit out in the yard, Locked her out and headed to the bar Dr.Yang, What's the lovesick diagnosis? Cause she said she cannot cope with my neurosis I could always hurt myself, doctor she knows this Dr.Yang All the kings horses and all the kings men Couldn't get back my girlfriend Dr. Yang, if you can't fix my heart and head (heart and head) Actually there is something you can do instead (do instead) Call my girlfriend from your number Explain that you're a doctor Tell her that I love her so She hurt me more than she could know And even with all your degrees There's nothing you can do for me She won't have to block my number any more Dr. Yang (da da da daaa da) Dr. Yang (da da da daaa da) Dr. Yang Gonna kill myself tonight Tell her that, Dr. Yang