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1. Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book
   it took me years to write will you take a look
   based on a novel by a man named Lear
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   and I need a job so I want to be a paperback writer
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   paperback writer.

2. It's the dirty story of a dirty man
   and his clinging wife doesn't understand
   his son is working for the Daily Mail
   it's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer
   paperback writer.
*: Paperback writer.

3. It's a thousand pages give or take a few
   I'll be writing more in a week or two
   I can make it longer if you like the style
   I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer
   paperback writer.

4. If you really like it you can have the rights
   it could make a million for you overnight
   if you must return it you can send it here
   but I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer
   paperback writer.
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