My love is not eternal
Falls far as Dante's inferno
I am prone to fits of fright
Moments of intense neuroticism
But when I'm good, good God I'm great
Great Scott! My heart does palpitate
But you've all heard all this before
So I will try and elaborate
I am Wirt with the cassette
I am Joel, post memory reset
I am Clementine with hazel eyes
And botched green hair in disrepair
I am Ramona's evil exes
I am all of her best interests
I am everyone and everything
All of the time
Oh God I'll be
I'll bring the nachos to your barbecue
The nicotine and nettles too
I exist inside this puzzle
We all exist within this room
Playing games about our names
Signifiers, so hard to change
I play along but I'm not here
I'm lying face down in your neighbour's pool
I am Wirt with the cassette
I am Joel, post memory reset
I am Clementine with hazel eyes
And botched green hair in disrepair
I am Ramona's evil exes
I am all of her best interests
I am everyone and everything
All of the time
Oh God I'll be
Soaking in the chlorine
Wish to smell so Sunday morning
When my friends would all go swimming
I would drown within the shallow end
And the kids were all relentless
With their teases and their tempers
I sleep better on the sofa
Please do not take me to the bedroom
I am Wirt with the cassette
I am Joel, post memory reset
I am Clementine with hazel eyes
And botched green hair in disrepair
I am Ramona's evil exes
I am all of her best interests
I am everyone and everything
All of the time
Oh God I'll be
