Waa-aah, at Smokey Joe's Café A-waa-aah, at Smokey Joe's Café (Everybody now) A-waa-aah, at Smokey Joe's Café One day while I was eatin' down (at Smokey Joe's Café) Just sittin', diggin' all my beans (at Smokey Joe's Café) A chick came walkin' through the door One chick I'd never seen before At least I'd never saw her down (at Smokey Joe's Café) And then I started shakin' when she sat right down next to me Her knees were almost touchin' mine (at Smokey Joe's Café) A chill was runnin' down my spine (at Smokey Joe's Café) I could smell her sweet perfume She smiled at me, my heart went boom And everybody in the room (at Smokey Joe's Café) Said "Man, you'd be careful, that chick belong to Smokey Joe" (Yeah) Up behind the counter, I saw a man A chef's hat on her head and a knife in his hand