She's a doll, she's a queen, she's a tantalizing teen And Karen is her name (they call her Karen) At a party she's a stomper and a rock-and-rollin' romper Everybody's glad she came Hey, that's Karen! She sets her hair with great precision It's her favorite indoor sport And by the light of television She can even write a book report There is no one greater north or south of the equator Karen's always in a whirl She's alarming but disarming And a really very charming modern girl