This song Was written bout Taylor Before Calvin got dumped poor dude Back when he was in love with her And she was in love Too, oh, oh It seemed to good to be true They were such a cute Couple but then pretty soon Taylor started to do What she always starts to do Act all cuckoo She said Where the hell have you been? Working On a new song for you Bullshit, what's it called then Calvin? It's called 'This Is What You Came For' And it's all about You, oh, oh I do not believe you! Baby I swear it's true Then explain this picture dude She is singing the tune Now I know what I've got to do Watch every move! Taylor proceeded to Never let him out of view Her eyes were always glued To everything he would do But he still loved her true I love how you stare at me boo I don't trust you! Ha ha! One day When Taylor's eyes were shut Calvin Snuck to a massage spot That was known for giving hand jobs And photographers Caught him leaving the shop Taylor saw the news and thought He'll pay for that hand job Once he releases his song About me I'll cheat on Him and dump his ass for Tom Hiddleston! Ha ha ha ha haa! And so Taylor played along for Five months Until his song came out It's time! Ha ha ha ha ha! Baby, our song is a huge hit I put My soul in it for you Ha ha ha ha haa! That's great but Calvin dear guess what? I've been cheating on You with Tom Hiddleston The bad guy from Thor wait what? I thought we had true love That's before your rub and tug It was only a rub Bullshit, now it is time I must Finish you up! Ha ha ha ha ha!! Pufffff Mmm! Mmph, mmph! Blaaaaaaahhh!! Mmmm, now that's what I came for! HA ha ha hA! Literally! Hmmm!! Come on, Tom! I'm horny now! Let us go to the dwelling!