La-la-la-la La-la-la-la I'm old and horny like a hot pie Keep thinking of me doing what you like So, boy forget about the world, 'cause it's 'gon be me & you tonight I wanna make you beg for it, then Imma make you swallow my pie Want you to make me feel like I'm the only boy in the world Like I'm the only boy that you'll ever love Like I'm the only boy who knows when you're hard Only boy in the world Like I'm the only boy who's wrinkled and tan 'Cause I'm the only boy who understands Hard to kidnap you in my van, yeah Want you to make me feel like I'm the only boy in the world Like I'm the only boy that you'll ever love Like I'm the only boy who knows when you're hard, yeah Want you to spank me with all of your might Just slap my buttcheeks, make me feel right Baby, I'll show you my small secret that I'm keeping in between my thighs And when you see that you ain't leaving be my prisoner for the night Want you to make me feel like I'm the only boy in the world Like I'm the only boy that you'll ever love Like I'm the only boy who knows when you're hard Only boy in the world Like I'm the only boy who's wrinkled and tan 'Cause I'm the only boy who understands Hard to kidnap you in my van, yeah Want you to make me feel like I'm the only boy in the world Like I'm the only boy that you'll ever love Like I'm the only boy who knows when you're hard, yeah