Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns? That's all right because I got rid of my work Lift up my skirt and you'll be suprised That's all right because I used to be a guy Used to be a guy You can't tell he used to be my gramps, you can only tell cause he's lady-like He took scissors and cut off his man pipe Got double d's, applies lipstick all night It's so wrong that he kinda looks white High off of drugs, changed his name to Kate She likes to huff paint all day while she masturbates Seeing him in makeup really brings me down Miniskirts and no panties when she hits the town Why can't we go back to the way it was When you was my grandpa and I was your grandson Having two grandma's is really tough And what's with the red hair are you f..kin nuts? Used to be Superman with the wind on your back Now you look like Lois Lane and you don't have a sack Come over here, Grandpa, Look me in the eyeball I can't believe you turned into my Grandma Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns? That's all right because I got rid of my work Lift up my skirt and you'll be suprised That's all right because I used to be a guy Used to be a guy Used to be a guy I love my papi so much I can barely breathe Now instead of farts, I hear him smashin queefs Gotta butcher the fuzzies hiding away the monstrosity Braggin about his kinny and titties? Makin bitchy-ass faces, screwing away to hard places Takin boy toys to the ball game for hot dogs and lemonade Gets mad and claims he's on the rag Two grannies a whole hemp full of panties The face of an old grump and a wig and makeup Forgot to take his meds and he won't shut up Everyone in town thinks he's old and gay so he picks fights outside of Old Country Buffet My friends say I gotta give As he struts through the mall in his fancy high-heels I guess in the end, I'm glad for my papi He's horny, he's happy, he's got a hot body Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns? That's all right because I got rid of my work Lift up my skirt and you'll be suprised That's all right because I used to be a guy Used to be a guy Used to be a guy Used to be a guy